Men’s Gadgets – The Top 5 of All Time

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

After careful survey it appears that the top five all time gadgets that men are completely unable to survive with are as follows:

Number one: Boys love TV’s particularly the wide screen, HD variety, but like their penises, the bigger the better. Add to that surround sound and the latest Blue Ray DVD player and you have the Home Theatre Kit.

Although expensive to begin with, the justification most men use for this top gadget is the money it will save on popcorn and movie tickets

Number two: The Home Brewing Kit , a long time ago one of my favorite uncles was thought strange fro he penchant for making wine out of all kinds of odds and ends, potato peels, green pea pods and elderberry flowers. Today he is considered to be the master

Home brewing kits are at the top of everyone’s Christmas wish list and they sell like hotcakes at this time of year. The boys are going to love your new booze making skills even more than they love your home theatre system..

3. The iPod – this gizmo is not only popular with men, but the best thing about it is you can record as many movies and as much music as you like, buy a docking station and play these through your home theatre set, while having a few drinks from your home brewing kit with your mates. Your house is going to be a neighborhood favorite stop over. 173 million iPods have been sold world-wide.

Number 4: The Powermat, this is simply amazing, it is a completely wireless power source that can be used anywhere in the home to power anything. No wires to trip over if you are watching your iPod movies on your home theatre system and sampling the brew from your home brewing kit at the same time.

Number five: Probably the most important of the lot “SizeGenetics” the ultimate penis enlarger. For more than 2 000 years we have proof that men have been obsessed with the size of their penis. Nothing wrong with that But resorting to length like tying a rock to the end of it and sticking rods down it i s pushing the ticket a bit far. This gadget is medically approved to increase length and girth.

This gadget you won’t want to share with your friends, but you could always share the results of it with the neighborhood ladies, while you woo them with chick flicks, iPod music and home made, Blanc de Blanc.

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