Men’s Gadgets – The Top 5 of All Time

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm

There are some things that men are apparently completely unable to live without. Recent surveys have indicated that there are five that are more popular than others, these are; the Top Five Men’s Gadgets of all Time:

Number one: Boys love TV’s particularly the wide screen, HD variety, but like their penises, the bigger the better. Add to that surround sound and the latest Blue Ray DVD player and you have the Home Theatre Kit.

While these gadgets are expensive, if you are a movie fan, it costs a fortune for a theatre ticket, the justification to your wife is that in the long run, this will save money

2. The Home Brewing Kit – Long ago, 25 years back in the UK, my uncle was making wines from pea pods, potato peels, strawberries and even flowers. He was considered strange, now he is considered a master wine-maker and everyone else wants in on the action.

This is one of the top selling Christmas gifts ever, forget going to the local pub, put up your own brew and wines, together with your home theatre set, you can have your own little boys club-house.

Number three: The iPod, a gadget not only revered by men, and 173 million of these little gizmos have been sold. It records and plays back movies and music, and can also store lo ads of photos, Hide your porn from your wife in this with password protect. Buy a docking station and play your porn to your mates through your home theatre system why you sample your skills in home brewing.

Number four: The Powermat, an amazing gadget, it is a power source, that you can use to place your home theatre kit and home brew filled fridge right next to you. No ugly wires and no need for a power socket. Don’t know how it works, but apparently it does, you will not trip over any loose wires if yo u sample too much home brew while you are watching iPod porn movies with all your new best friends. This is a wireless power source.

5. SizeGenetics – Men have been fascinated with the size of their penis and enlarging it for 2000 years. They have used devices from tying a rock to the end of it, to sticking a rod down it. Size genetics is medically recognized as the safest rout to natural penis enlargement. Both length and girth.

This is one gadget you are not going to want to share with the neighborhood boys, but if the ladies get to hear about it They may be telling their men they are coming over to watch movies on your home theatre system, through the iPod docking station, powered by the powermat while they sample some of your home made plonk. But they would be telling lies

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