What Cums Around, Goes Around.

Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 11:01 am

Lovers of anal sex will really enjoy Innuendo; it is the world’s finest unisex sphincter relaxation gel. It has been developed to give greater anal comfort and pleasure. Innuendo is patented, quick acting and gets your anus conditioned for anal action.

This conditioning gel has been produced to improve and enhance your sexual activities. Once you have tried it you and your wife will be hooked. If your wife would like to try anal but is afraid that it may hurt this is the product for her, but be cautioned, she may like it so much that she could become a real anal slut.

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She has let me fuck her ass a couple of times, only to make me happy. I have been gentle, lubed her up so much that it dripped, and it still didn’t help ease the pain that I was causing her.

Then we came upon Innuendo, it is a new product that claimed that it would not only reduce the prospect of pain when indulging in anal sex, that in some cases it actually made the act of butt fucking enjoyable. You see your ass has a huge number of nerve endings, with nerve endings comes sensitivity, with sensitivity comes either pleasure, pain or both.

I lube her ass up just to let her think that I am going to fuck her there, this adds to the excitement of the session. Having her think will he or won’t he, and not with the dread that she used to have, with the anticipation of something that she actually enjoys.

So we bought Innuendo to see if it worked, and it did. My wife now loves to be butt fucked, but she still kept to her original, unsigned deal, if I fucked her in the ass then she would fuck me in the ass.

Some super heterosexual guys make think that I am a faggot for letting my wife do this to me, but I don’t feel like a faggot. As long as I am licking her pussy and she is sucking my cock while she is plunging her dildo in and out of my ass I will feel all male.

Indubitably, Innuendo anal conditioning gel will improve both partners’ sex lives. It will add another hole for the taking during your sexual adventures. You have heard the saying "No Pain No Gain"; well with Innuendo you will be saying " No Pain Lots of Bum Fucking".

Oh well, I opened up the can of worms. My wife has always done her best to please me, no matter how much pain it caused her, the least I can do is try to make her happy. Group sex, here we come.